Prison Rolls Saving Throw, Inmates Lose

The geek half of the Internet (the remaining 50% being divided equally between bored housewives, cheating husbands, ambitious business majors and porn) is abuzz this morning with news of yesterday’s decision by the seventh circuit court of appeals… Read More

Turkeys And Assassinations At Christmastime, With Dysentery!

I was giving thanks last week, all last week and to no one in particular. It was just a general blanket sort of thank you to the universe at large, I guess. Mostly, it involved me not doing… Read More

The Rise Of The Brand-Name Beatnik

(Click here for part two of this essay, “Concerning the hipster situation”) UPDATE: Why do you people like this essay so much? It’s quickly becoming my most popular post, with several hundred people reading it each day. I… Read More