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Posted on June 8, 2010

Drill, Baby, Drill!

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You may have noticed a conspicuous lack of my ramblings last week. I assure you, I did not die, nor was I horribly maimed in some terrible accident that left me disfigured and without the use of my… Read More

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Posted on February 25, 2010

Banned!

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I have been banned from eBay. Not formally or anything, but Brittany has made it clear that I am to never again click on the shiny ‘Place Bid’ button that beckons me with its siren’s song from across… Read More

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