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Posted on November 18, 2013

Ridiculous Baby Headbands

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We’re all tired of looking at that thing on your child’s head. Seriously, moms. Just stop it.

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Posted on May 25, 2011

My Commencement Speech

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Here is the best graduation advice that graduates never receive. Because everyone is lying to them. Trust me.

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Posted on May 26, 2010

Step Parenting 101

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Need a guide to step-parenting? I’ve got you covered. I think.

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