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Posted on August 13, 2009

Look Upon My Swatter, Ye Insects, And Despair!

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Last night was an important night. A watershed moment in my life’s story. A hero’s journey. Monumental. Epic. You see, last night I became something greater than myself through the transformative power of the toddler mind. At the… Read More

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Posted on May 5, 2009

Concerning Arboreal Murder…

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Seeing as how Mother’s Day is coming up this Sunday, I thought I would devote the rest of this week’s entries to delving into the next-to-oldest profession by sharing some stories of my own mother. Somewhere along the… Read More

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