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Posted on August 17, 2009

Swiper, No Swiping!

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I hate Dora The Explorer. I normally stomach Trey’s choice of television programming fairly well, because it’s fun to watch the shows with him sitting beside me in my chair while we both interact with the characters on… Read More

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Posted on August 13, 2009

Look Upon My Swatter, Ye Insects, And Despair!

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Last night was an important night. A watershed moment in my life’s story. A hero’s journey. Monumental. Epic. You see, last night I became something greater than myself through the transformative power of the toddler mind. At the… Read More

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