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Posted on March 14, 2016

I’ve Got A Golden Ticket!

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A brief retelling of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but with the 2016 Presidential candidates instead of obnoxious children. Okay, maybe it’s not that different.

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Posted on November 12, 2009

With Love, From Grumpy McGrumpGrump

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Today’s essay was originally going to be about a subject near and dear to my heart but, for whatever reason, I don’t feel like writing about how hard rock and heavy metal could heal the world right now…. Read More

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Posted on October 1, 2009

The Land of the Free, Not of the We

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On America and freedom…and how everyone gets it wrong.

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