I Know Not What I Do…

Shrek2-pussForgive me readers, for I have ranted…

It’s come to my attention that my last post might have possibly come across as anti-religious. I didn’t intend for it to take that tone, but sometimes it takes the eyes of a more critical reader to wake me up to what I’m actually saying, versus what I think I’m saying.

In this particular instance, it was the critical eyes of Brittany that shot mind lasers at me after reading my last entry. I’ve no wish to incur her wrath, although she wasn’t particularly angry. She just thought I was proclaiming everyone who believes in the Bible to be stupid, inbred morons. I can see how someone could arrive at that conclusion based on my tone, but I want to clear things up a little today. Read More

I Say Tomato, You Say 蕃茄!

engrish_signs_t.jpgI was thinking about Christmas again today, and about just how little your average person knows about the holiday and the origins of its various traditions. I was going to prepare a lengthy examination of the collective stupidity of the herd mentality that blindly follows tradition without asking “Why?” but, instead, I thought I’d start things off a bit lighter and work my way to the good bits in later entries.

With this in mind, I thought about the whole translation issue as it pertains to the Bible. There are people out there who truly believe that the Bible just sort of materialized one day, fully printed, bound, and stamped by The Gideons. It is the Word of God, after all. Read More

The Times, They Are A-Changin’

corporate_flagWell, Americans elected a black man for President yesterday, and judging by the jibbering and chittering coming out of the mouths of your average Texan today, you’d think the devil himself will be sacrificing goats and raping virgins at this year’s inaugural ball.

Seriously, the amount of blatant racism on display is staggering, and the fact that most of it is couched in a pseudo understanding of the political process and gross oversimplifications of the geopolitical stage doesn’t really hide what the comments are really about. To white folks, at least in the predictable South, there are few things more terrifying than a black man with power. The only thing that truly concerns me has to do with white flight and escalation. I know a good many canuks, and I promise you – Canada doesn’t want them. That leaves Mexico which, personally, I’m rooting for. Read More