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Posted on April 4, 2016

Dolla Dolla Bills, Y’all

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You did it! You guys fully funded Coquetting Tarradiddles for another year. Congratulations! I’m sorry.

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Posted on March 14, 2016

I’ve Got A Golden Ticket!

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A brief retelling of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but with the 2016 Presidential candidates instead of obnoxious children. Okay, maybe it’s not that different.

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Posted on September 28, 2015

Am I crazy weird?

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I have Issues. But am I crazy and alone, or just normal and talking about them?

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