Posted on August 17, 2009
Swiper, No Swiping!
I hate Dora The Explorer. I normally stomach Trey’s choice of television programming fairly well, because it’s fun to watch the shows with him sitting beside me in my chair while we both interact with the characters on… Read More
Posted on August 13, 2009
Look Upon My Swatter, Ye Insects, And Despair!
Last night was an important night. A watershed moment in my life’s story. A hero’s journey. Monumental. Epic. You see, last night I became something greater than myself through the transformative power of the toddler mind. At the… Read More
Posted on August 4, 2009
With This Dance, I Thee Wed…(Part Two)
Yesterday, I took aim at the JK Wedding Entrance Dance with a critical eye poking through the telescopic site of my Hate Rifle. I didn’t intend for the tone to come across quite as caustic as it apparently… Read More
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