“Now I Am Become Death, The Destroyer Of Worlds”

Brittany and I were sitting in a restaurant tonight, each of us furiously concentrating on the cutting and the chewing and the swallowing of two extremely delicious steaks, when it occurred to me that my lovely fiancee has… Read More

Vindication!

Some wonderful information found its way to me, and the joy of sharing it with you supersedes anything else I was going to talk about today. Most of you probably won’t care about the specifics of the incident… Read More

Concerning Arboreal Murder…

Seeing as how Mother’s Day is coming up this Sunday, I thought I would devote the rest of this week’s entries to delving into the next-to-oldest profession by sharing some stories of my own mother. Somewhere along the… Read More