Because Texas…

Without the support of The Lone Star State, all the nation’s crazy would have to be siphoned off by Oklahoma and Florida. You’re welcome.

The Big Easy

New Orleans. City of southern dreams. The Big Easy. The nightmarish land of loneliness and regret. Take your pick. As you may have noticed, I’ve been absent for the past couple of months. At first, this was due… Read More

The Exodus From Texadus

It’s not easy being a Texan when the rest of the civilized world ranks your state’s politics somewhere between corporate prostitution and eating babies, but it’s home. And I hate it. Don’t get me wrong, though. The area… Read More