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Posted on June 8, 2009

The Unappreciated Power Of Porcelain

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In the great, unending Battle of the Sexes, there has remained an ever-present obstacle to peace that continues to elude most people to this very day. At first, it seems a trifling sort of thing, something that bears… Read More

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Posted on October 8, 2008

I’ve Gotta Have Faith-a, Faith-a, FAITH. AH!

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Halloween is coming up and, down in the Bible Belt, that can mean only one thing: the Devil is coming to eat the souls of your children! Stop laughing! I’m quite serious. It’s a well known fact that… Read More

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