What’s Wrong With…?

What’s wrong with being a feminist? What’s wrong with being gay? What’s wrong with immigrants? I answer all these questions and more!

Because Texas…

Without the support of The Lone Star State, all the nation’s crazy would have to be siphoned off by Oklahoma and Florida. You’re welcome.

Money. It’s a gas!

I’ll be brief today, but not out of some kind of misguided sense of loyalty to the unwritten Internet law that says anything longer than two paragraphs will be ignored by 98% of waterheaded netizens. Instead, it all… Read More