Cry “Oven!” And Let Slip The Chicken Nuggets of War

Our oven stopped working one day, quite unceremoniously and without fanfare. It simply stopped getting hot. I’ve been meaning to call someone to come fix it for ages now, but for one reason or another, I never got… Read More

The Unappreciated Power Of Porcelain

In the great, unending Battle of the Sexes, there has remained an ever-present obstacle to peace that continues to elude most people to this very day. At first, it seems a trifling sort of thing, something that bears… Read More

Darn Kids, Get Off My Grammar!

Technology is making us stupid.