Posted on June 3, 2009
Time Is On My Side, Yes It Is…
Last night, I took Trey out for a brief period of Boy’s Time. We called up my father, whom Trey calls ‘Pops’ and headed out for pizza. The boy loves pizza. He adores it to the point that I remain convinced that some strange and wonderful aspect of toddler physiology exists that allows their small bodies to metabolize foods like pizza and chicken nuggets directly into crack cocaine. Seriously, certain foods have a clear and apparent intoxicating effect on Trey that I not only fail to comprehend, but that makes me extremely and irreversibly jealous. Read More
Posted on June 2, 2009
You Must Choose – But Choose Wisely!
I do not believe in the tyranny of family. The simple act of sharing some specific genetic data doesn’t endear me to anyone who has my blood, and I don’t feel any more obligated towards a mother or father, brother or sister, cousin, aunt or uncle simply because society tells me that I’m supposed to. Screw society, and screw family! Accidents of blood are no basis for the foundation of lasting commitments, and so I refuse to honor such imposed dominion.
Except when I do. Read More
Posted on May 30, 2009
“Now I Am Become Death, The Destroyer Of Worlds”
Brittany and I were sitting in a restaurant tonight, each of us furiously concentrating on the cutting and the chewing and the swallowing of two extremely delicious steaks, when it occurred to me that my lovely fiancee has all of the power and the radiance of a thousand suns bursting at once in the sky – and meeting her destroyed my world. She came upon me like a feral cat, wild and hungry with a hidden strength rippling beneath her feline curves, and she devoured me whole. Read More
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