Posted on June 2, 2009
You Must Choose – But Choose Wisely!
I do not believe in the tyranny of family. The simple act of sharing some specific genetic data doesn’t endear me to anyone who has my blood, and I don’t feel any more obligated towards a mother or father, brother or sister, cousin, aunt or uncle simply because society tells me that I’m supposed to. Screw society, and screw family! Accidents of blood are no basis for the foundation of lasting commitments, and so I refuse to honor such imposed dominion.
Except when I do. Read More
Posted on May 30, 2009
“Now I Am Become Death, The Destroyer Of Worlds”
Brittany and I were sitting in a restaurant tonight, each of us furiously concentrating on the cutting and the chewing and the swallowing of two extremely delicious steaks, when it occurred to me that my lovely fiancee has all of the power and the radiance of a thousand suns bursting at once in the sky – and meeting her destroyed my world. She came upon me like a feral cat, wild and hungry with a hidden strength rippling beneath her feline curves, and she devoured me whole. Read More
Posted on May 28, 2009
Vindication!
Some wonderful information found its way to me, and the joy of sharing it with you supersedes anything else I was going to talk about today. Most of you probably won’t care about the specifics of the incident that I’m about to describe, but I’d be willing to bet that almost everyone has had to deal with something like this in the past, or will in the future. Or, who knows, maybe you’re going through it right now. If so, read onward through this twisted cautionary tale of deceit, treachery, and eventual justice. Keep hope alive! Read More
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