Posted on June 30, 2011
Hallalujah, Texas
If you’re not from Texas, you probably won’t understand Texas. But one thing you can understand about Texas is that it is a strange and silly place, not entirely unlike Camelot. Except without all the singing.
Here in Texas, we have a governor. His name is Rick Perry. He has great hair. And that’s about all I can say about him, according to the international rules of motherly advice of the ‘if you can’t say anything nice…’ variety.
If you live in the USA (as I’m sure at least a few of you do), then you’re probably familiar with the Bible Belt. If you’re not familiar with the Bible Belt, it’s pretty easy to get a handle on. Just rent yourself a copy of Footloose.
Yeah, it’s like that. Read More
Posted on May 25, 2011
My Commencement Speech
This post is intended for graduating high school seniors and the parents of graduating high school seniors. You know who you are. Read More

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