Posted on November 18, 2013
Ridiculous Baby Headbands
Look. Babies are more or less bald and, unless you’re a parent, they’re kinda goofy looking. That’s just how it is. Why can’t we, as a nation, accept this simple fact? And by nation, I mean STOP IT, MOMS. Your baby is a baby. Let it be a baby. Stop making it a fashion accessory upon which to project your own hideous tastes for all the world to see. Because the rest of us are tired of looking at that thing on your child’s head. Seriously. Just stop it. Read More
Posted on September 25, 2013
Now Everybody Hates Me
This post isn’t going to win me any friends, and will likely create more than a few new enemies. I should probably know better than to write this, but I’m me. And I never did learn.
If you’re familiar with my ongoing coverage of the tragedy that is the Beaumont Independent School District, then chances are you know what I’m about to write, and what you’re about to read. But you’re wrong. I promise.
With that out of the way, let’s begin… Read More
Posted on September 12, 2013
The Nottapocalypse
As I write this, it’s September 12, 2013 and I’m in Texas, smack in the middle of the Bible Belt where you can’t throw a rock without hitting someone who thinks the current situation in Syria was foretold in the Bible and we’re entering the End Times.
But, considering that someone, somewhere has been preaching that all the signs of the end of days prophecies are being fulfilled for as long as we’ve had end of days prophecies, I think we’re probably safe. Read More
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