Posted on March 22, 2014
Because Texas…
I got involved in one of the wackiest, most bizarre Facebook comment wars I’ve ever seen, so I thought I’d share it. You know, for posterity. (Note: One of the crazies blocked me early on, so the very beginning might be a little scatterbrained with half of the conversation missing, but keep going. Your patience will be rewarded.)
As you read this bit of insanity regarding poor people, food stamps and bigotry (Oh, my!), keep in mind that without the continued support of The Lone Star State, all the nation’s crazy would have to be siphoned off by Oklahoma and Florida, and I’m afraid they just couldn’t contain it all. This is why you need Texas…otherwise, you might find your state suddenly filled with bitter, loathsome people like these miserable old coots. They have to go somewhere, you know.
Anyway…enjoy! (No, I didn’t black out any names to protect the not innocent. You can see by the little globe for the privacy settings that this was a public post, and people were commenting on it publicly. If anyone gets butthurt about his or her name being here, then next time think twice before publicly commenting on something in public. Also, if you don’t want people to find out you say horrible things, then try not saying horrible things.) Read More
Posted on February 13, 2014
Married Valentines
I’ve been seeing a lot of Valentine’s Day lists like, “Candy Hearts Written By Men” and “Candy Hearts For Married Couples” and…well, basically anything to do with those candy hearts that taste like they were formulated with equal parts chalk and desperation. Does anyone even eat those things? They’re basically the Valentine’s Day version of getting orange marshmallow Circus Peanuts at Halloween.
Anyway, I decided to come up with my own Valentine’s Day cards. And so, I present to you… Read More
Posted on January 29, 2014
Broken Age Top 10
Go buy Broken Age. It is your civic duty as a citizen of whatever noble country you’re from, and a fundamental obligation of all human beings living on this planet. Or maybe it’s not. Sometimes I’m prone to hyperbole. But the world definitely needs more of Tim Schafer and Double Fine. Or maybe just the gaming world, which is like the real world, only better.
Hear me out, though. And when I’m done, maybe you’ll feel inclined to go purchase a copy of the game for reasons. So without further verbal ado, I present to you… Read More
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