Posted on February 13, 2014
Married Valentines
I’ve been seeing a lot of Valentine’s Day lists like, “Candy Hearts Written By Men” and “Candy Hearts For Married Couples” and…well, basically anything to do with those candy hearts that taste like they were formulated with equal parts chalk and desperation. Does anyone even eat those things? They’re basically the Valentine’s Day version of getting orange marshmallow Circus Peanuts at Halloween.
Anyway, I decided to come up with my own Valentine’s Day cards. And so, I present to you… Read More
Posted on January 29, 2014
Broken Age Top 10
Go buy Broken Age. It is your civic duty as a citizen of whatever noble country you’re from, and a fundamental obligation of all human beings living on this planet. Or maybe it’s not. Sometimes I’m prone to hyperbole. But the world definitely needs more of Tim Schafer and Double Fine. Or maybe just the gaming world, which is like the real world, only better.
Hear me out, though. And when I’m done, maybe you’ll feel inclined to go purchase a copy of the game for reasons. So without further verbal ado, I present to you… Read More
Posted on January 14, 2014
Broken Age NottaReview
“You ever wish you were born earlier, when the adventures were real?“
“Like, the 90s?”
“No. Earlier. Like…the early 90s.“
(If you read this earlier and are looking for the second half of this NottaReview, then click here to jump straight to the update.)
Broken Age is a beautiful, funny and surprisingly touching game. But in a good way. No bad touching. As a parent, it reaches one hand through your eye holes and the other through your ear tunnels and they meet in the middle of your chest, where your feelings live. And then they squeeze. Read More
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