The Times, They Are A-Changin’

Well, Americans elected a black man for President yesterday, and judging by the jibbering and chittering coming out of the mouths of your average Texan today, you’d think the devil himself will be sacrificing goats and raping virgins… Read More

I’ve Gotta Have Faith-a, Faith-a, FAITH. AH!

Halloween is coming up and, down in the Bible Belt, that can mean only one thing: the Devil is coming to eat the souls of your children! Stop laughing! I’m quite serious. It’s a well known fact that… Read More

Happy Nottaversary!

Today is just another Monday, like a hundred before it and the next hundred still to come. There’s really nothing out of the ordinary about it, but there is some hidden significance to the date. Today marks my… Read More