Concerning the hipster situation

With my previous hipster essay continuing to be one of the most popular things I’ve ever written (second only to this), I thought I’d take another stab at the topic to better explain how I really feel about… Read More

The Christmas Problem

I think it’s time we talk about the Christmas Problem. Or, more to a point, it’s time that I talk and you listen. And agree, unless you’re a hypocrite – in which case you can just go right… Read More

Miss me?

Hello again, Internet. I see you have gotten along rather well in my absence, but all good things must come to an end. Deal with it.