These Colors Don’t Run, But They Do Clash

Red, white, and blue clashing up your Independence Day? What happens when you apply modern color theory to Old Glory? Answer: nothing good.

Spam: Part The Second

My Inbox is filling up, so prepare to laugh at the hilarity of my spammy adventures. Or groan because my jokes are stupid. Whichever. I hate you, shut up.

Party Time. Roll For Initiative!

My stepson turned 8 last week, which is crazy because he was 2, like, five minutes ago. BUT, he had a FANTASTIC party. Wrote a blog post about it. Wanna read it? Here it go!