Trumpsgiving – A Thanksgiving Story

What happens when you take the Night Before Christmas and turn it into a Thanksgiving poem, with Donald Trump as the star player? THIS. This is what happens.

A Few Words About Undercarriage Proctology

A quick retelling of my epic journey of self-discovery along the lonely roads of East Texas one fateful night. There was a truck driver, me, and the open road…

What Trump’s Old Tweets Would Look Like With 280 Characters

In case you haven’t heard, Twitter is raising the character limit on tweets from 140 characters to 280, which should make Donald Trump’s late night toilet-tweeting twice as completely freaking mental. Here’s what that might look like.