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Posted on April 20, 2009

Poop And Fireproof!

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I spent the weekend locked in a self-imposed quarantine along with fellow sickos Brittany and Trey. The funny part is, I’m fairly certain that I would not have contracted this dreaded plague had it not been for The… Read More

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Posted on April 13, 2009

OMG! Your Google Is Showing!

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I wanted to talk about Easter today, but last Thursday I swore to explain why I claimed that the Internet is making you stupid. Since I played hooky last Friday rather than provide my explanation as promised, I… Read More

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Posted on April 6, 2009

You’re The Man Now, Dog!

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Some days, I don’t know why I keep at this blog, sometimes pecking out ideas in a futile attempt to communicate, and other times assaulting my innocent keyboard with vicious, violent strikes at its delicate plastic keys, struggling… Read More

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